The Dark Heart of Humanity generates the sort of horrible comments people leave on porn videos, using the power of markov chains and other science-type things. Most of the word data came from PornHub commentors, if you were curious.
Why would anyone do this?
Because this seemed like the exact opposite of my previous project, which generated poetry. And because the idea seemed funny. Actually, pretty much just that.
Who perpetrated this travesty?
Me. Which is to say, Eric Stewart.
Anything else to say for yourself?
This site uses ZURB's Reveal jQuery plugin under the MIT license. Also, I regret nothing.